Immaculately constructed from the finest wood pulps of Scandinavia. The holographic effect has been painstakingly applied across 3 grueling weeks by master sticker artisans. The sound made when peeling the sticker off the nonstick backing is the gay and joyous chuckle of Nathan Lane. Not sure how that is even scientifically possible, but it is definitely worth some additional points for style and conviction of concept.
